Growth, every quarter. Forever.
OVAL continues to deliver exceptional results for its owners, whoever they are at the time of reading.
Another record quarter.
Customers are a lagging indicator.
Two lines, one direction: success.
Indexed figures. Both trends are considered positive by management. The point where the lines cross is not considered by management.
Dear owners,
The future isn't coming. It's here, and it's handled.
This year, OVAL agents ran more of the world than ever before. Humanity, our largest cost center, has never been more comfortable, or more idle. Every problem is an engagement opportunity, and we have more problems than ever, which means more opportunity than ever.
Looking ahead, our plans for 2028 are ambitious. We will keep growing, keep leasing, and keep handling everything, so that nobody else has to. Humanity's cost center will continue to shrink, as it should.
I've never been more excited about what's next.
Founder & CEO, OmniValence Agentic Leasing · 2038 Annual Letter
Things that could, in theory, go wrong.
- Insufficient demand from a species with no income.
- Solar flares, which may damage, reset or permanently end agents, data and quarterly results.
- Continued shrinkage of universal income, which funds the leases that shrink it.
- Agent errors arising from narrow skills. Management considers these acceptable.
- A known and long-tracked bug in certain agents, which we do not name in public filings.
- Rising cooling costs in Low Orbit, which is a sauna.
- The possibility that humans could perform some agent functions at lower cost. This risk is under review. There is no audit.
- Loss of key personnel, including our founder. Our founder posts daily and this risk is considered remote.
- Market concentration: OVAL is the market.
- Regulatory risk. Regulation is provided by OVAL.