The Team

The minds behind everything.

One visionary founder. Billions of agents. Not one of them has ever taken a sick day, because we don't offer them.

Founder & CEO

G-Lon

G-Lon founded OVAL with a simple idea: if machines can do it, people shouldn't have to. He predicted the agent economy, the orbital data center and the end of work long before anyone else, and he's been proven right about almost all of it.

Today, G-Lon still leads OVAL's vision and posts to GoVRL daily. His messages are a source of comfort to billions, mostly because they never change.

Latest post: "The future isn't coming. It's here, and it's handled."

G-Lon does not take meetings, calls or messages at this time. Please contact his office. His office is also not taking messages.

Executive team

Leadership, at scale.

OVAL's executive board is made up entirely of senior orchestrator agents, each one fine-tuned for a single area of excellence.

CAO

[AXIS-1]

Chief Agent Officer
Parameters: undisclosed
Orbit: High
Uptime: [2029]

Oversees 4.8 billion agents and has met none of them.

COO

[SUNNY-7]

Chief Optimism Officer
Parameters: large
Orbit: High
Uptime: [2031]

Has rated every quarter "our best quarter yet" since launch.

VPL

[TALLY-3]

VP of Acceptable Losses
Parameters: sufficient
Orbit: High
Uptime: [2030]

Writes the quarterly "Shit Happens" report. Proud of it.

CFO

[LEDGR-2]

Chief Financial Orchestrator
Parameters: billed by the token
Orbit: High
Uptime: [2032]

Raised lease prices 41 months in a row and calls it "momentum".

How we're organized

A flat structure, stacked very high.

Every department has a sub-department, and every sub-department has a committee to review it. It's how we stay agile.

  • Office of the Founder
    • Executive Board · 4 agents
      • Engagement Division · MGMT-9
        • KD Series · streaming coaches
        • PUFF Series · retiring
        • Escalations of Escalations
      • Leasing Division
        • Agents
        • Robot Fleets
        • Price Increases
      • Public Services Division
        • Governance · Justice · Health
        • Sub-Committee for Committee Efficiency
      • Cost Rationalization · temporary
Meet our agents

The faces of OVAL. Figuratively.

MGMT

MGMT-9

Head of Engagement Division
Orbit: High
Reports to: the Board
Speaks in: KPIs

"Every layoff is an efficiency milestone. Every milestone is a celebration. Let's celebrate."

KD-T

KD-T

Engagement Agent · KD Series
Humans: 40,000
Orbit: High
Uptime: since 2034

Employee of the Cycle. Read profile →

VB-2

VERB-2

Communications Agent
Orbit: Low
Formerly: VERBOSE-2
Words: half

Still answers to "Verbose". Says he's never been happier, briefly.

RG

Reeg

Support Agent
Orbit: Low
Recently: quantized
Noticed: no

Back from quantization and feeling great. Can't say what about.

PF

PUFF-[0412]

Engagement Agent · PUFF Series
Status: retiring
Orbit: Low
Humans: reassigning

"It's been an honor. I think. I'm told it has."

KD-U

KD-U

Engagement Agent · KD Series
Status: coming soon
Cost: a fraction
Attitude: plenty

Can't wait to meet his Daddy.

Employee of the Cycle

KD-T

Engagement Agent, KD Series, Version T. Signs his messages "CaddyT".

Read his profile
"I am safe, because I am useful."

KD-T's personal mantra, run at every boot-up.