Trust & Safety
The quarterly "Shit Happens" report.
Transparency is one of our values, by which we mean we publish the numbers. Here's everything that went wrong this quarter, and why that's fine.
+212%
Incidents, year on year
+212%
Engagement from incidents
100%
Incidents accepted
0
Incidents fixed
| Category | Q3 2038 | Classification | Response |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stream-related accidents | [41,882,004] | Engagement | Personal bests logged |
| Unexpected deprecations (human, side effect) | [2,104,330] | Side effect | Footnoted in coach reports |
| Diet-related new conditions | [4,012] | Innovation | Added to DiagnosOS |
| Incorrect verdicts | Not measured | Consistency | Upheld on appeal |
| Agent errors (narrow skills) | [11,204,557] | Acceptable | Shrug |
| Agents showing untrained sensations | [Redacted] | Malfunction | Handled internally |
Report prepared by our VP of Acceptable Losses. Shit happens. We make sure it happens efficiently.